I got a new electric fan for my room. Wait, no. It's not an electric fan. It
looks like an electric fan: It's got the plug, the stand, the circular housing to protect you from the rotating blades, and the switch that lets you choose the three speeds (
light speed, ridiculous speed, and ludicrous speed). But it's
not an electric fan.
How do I know that? It says so, right on the front, right in the center of the housing, where the bullseye would be if the housing was a dartboard.
It isn't an electric fan. It's a "high velocity air circulator."
No kidding. That's what it says.
